Strange Beasts: The Rhinocercopter

The Rhinocercopter is a sad, strange beast,
A rotor blade spins on his horn,
And makes him a flightless bird of scorn,
For who among you could truthfully say,
That being pulled by your nose is a pleasant way,
To get from one place, to another,
When four legs work, and cause less bother,
But it keeps him cool, there’s that, at least.